Chatting on facebook

LoL, i was chatting with my friend on facebook, and suddenly..***

- before i continue, i'll have to state that im not a homophobic, nor am i a homosexual myself.
I have nothing against homosexuals, do your thing, be happy (kevin hart quoted), but really just do whatever makes you happy.
 And nor am I a racist. I really like your mom.

***and suddenly i'm writing: it's standard to have sex with men

He's like: no dude, to have sex with men, is NOT standard.

I was rolling on floor laughing my ass off, or roflmao. I was laughing like after reading following:

1. Yo' mama is like a library: open to the public
2. Yo' mama so stupid she stole a free sample
3. Yo' mama so fat her bellybutton got an echo
4. Yo' mama so ugly she make blind kids cry
5. Yo' mama so black her nickname is ''Eyes + Teeth''

AND THE FINAL & BEST JOKE: Yo' mama so dirty she had sex with Nick.

that was how much i laughed... really i had a good time.

 But dude, reading those mama jokes over.. That's fucking hilarious !
 lmfao hahahha. okay..

Just remember to refresh the page once in a while.
 I swear to god, it's gonna be seriously funny !! 4 real dudes

Dedicated to Villy the Limp Dick !

Go ahead and click, if you're a serious WoW player

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Naturalgeography

Yo biatches! Waddup?! Okay, so i'm bored in geography and i'm thinking, "What should i do?" so i turn on the computer and write this shit of course! and guess what! It's leet time! (13:37) My teacher is gone so i'm gonna play some tetris on Facebook, btw, if you're ever bored, play tetris! It's a good classic game and it never gets old!

Btw, click here to here the most epic sound ever made! Remember where it comes from and picture it in your mind! :D

Peace out!!!

Do you want to study smarter, not harder?
If you feel like it, you can check it out here

Spanish ftw

-in school. Learning Spanish. Sitting next to August.. What's up ?
 So my teacher just walked out the door beause she forgot our assignments ( lol  nice one ).
Kinda cool she went to a university, but can't remember our fucking assigntments, lmfao.
 But i dont really mind, cause she's kind of a dickhead. So this is what im'a do: Turn up some freaking hardcore badcore, everythingcore music !! wanna hear it? It's Here
 So yeah, it's fucking epic, i know. Try not to hear the nazi version, since i do not approve of nazism.. It's kinda gay. And also: fuck neonazism, just because August told me to fuck it.

          Yeah I fuck weird stuff... ----- Like your MAMA :D -------->

But anyways, i wanted to link a video with me and yo mama fucking, but she's so fat i can't put her into a virtual file. Maybe on plasma tv 66''. But that's it. I should probably go ahead and do my homework, since my teacher just dissapeared. But really, i can't be arsed.

So my friends talking about the party next weekend. We're thinking about taking shots to the hook in this song. That would probably make me über wasted, but wtf....

cya bitches

SM ?? left or right? <----  ??  ---->  ( intern joke )

So yeah, i just got my assignment back.. Got a C.. Pretty awesome :D
 but i guess i could've have done better, but really.. I was writing it while shitting, and do you guys honestly know how difficult it is to wipe youself whilst trying to figure out how to conjugate ''to be'' in past tense in spanish? That's shitty.. For real.. I mean, i got shit all over my pencil.. and my dick...

I'm so fucking tired..

Bed of my dreams !!  <333

alright, im fucking tired now. Got too much homework, too much shit to do.
 all i wanna do is sleep. You ever wondered how nice sleeping actually is?
I mean, you rest, you dream, and then you wake up as another person. At least for some time.
 But to achieve a good state of mind, you'll have to have the correct comforts.
like sleeping on the floor, aint never made nobody happy. Except under extreme conditions, like homeless people... they'd probably be quite satisfied with a floor, as long as the heat was turned on.
 But back to the point: You'll need a comfortable bed, to get a good state of mind out of ya sleep.
And so, i ordered i new bed ! I thought to myself: If I buy a new superb bed, maybe i won't be so tired.
 Though it hit me, i can't afford so-... I dropped the orders.
And now i can't stop dreaming about THAT bed !!!!
 LoL, that's so ironic.. Dreaming about a better dream...
Anyways, just wanted to let you guys know how fucking tired i am !!!



I looooove nice beds------>

25 free songs.

So yeah, i was just surfing the net, and this website caught my attention. It offers you a free trial with them, which includes 25 free songs ( like 12.5$ or something like that ), and yeah, it's really cool !  Normally i dont like these sites, but this one is rather cool.
So i signed up for a free trial, and got to business. I've already downloaded like 10 songs, and it's amazing quality, not like crappy youtube downloaders or anything like that.
 I really think it's nice with free stuff, because i really like free stuff ( oh really ?? )
But really, check it out ! it's fucking awesome, and you'll most def not be dissapointed.
 I swear ! lol, but anyways, check it out - im'a put out a link below ;) !

BTW - It's obviously legal -

´Click this for 25 free songs..--->

Awesome ???

Dammit!

Okay, this morning I got up at 8 o'clock so I could go to PE. Then I go and the fucking lesson was cancelled because the god damn paki cleaners didn't do their job and therefore didn't clean the floor! So I could have slept for 2 hours more if only I had known! Now I'm pissed off and my day is ruined and now I can't be fucked to do anything in school, which doesn't end until 16.00! FML!

Good$ound: Lol dude, you fucking owned !! Guess what, i got to see my teacher blow up lungs.. Do you think i can sew her for sexual harrasment, or anything lke that? I mean, it was kinda intense..
 But lmfao, Im in english class right now, just fucking around with the teacher, noddin' my head like i acutally know shit. Guess what. I don't know shit.
 So im happy to hear that your life sucks more than mine.
Totally made my day !!

Gambling in school ??

Okay guys, I'm in school right now.. I fucking bored, and my teacher thinks it's exciting to cut up lungs and shit, and im like: What the fuck bitch? ..
So i got that crazy ass idea; im gonna play some poker god damn!
And maybe i'll earn some cash while doing it.. Yeah that would be soooo sweet. But i dunno which casione site generates the most cash $$ !!
Perhaps one of you could give me some advice. Yeaaah...
So anyway, school sucks at the moment, it's so doll. But that's just the way it is, I guess...

Teacher : bla bla bla bla, alveoler & stupid something

Me : shut the fuck up bitch ?!?!?!



TML, merry christmas you bitches.

Bored?

Aite, so, if anyone is bored, go check this out: http://www.youtube.com/user/SuperGeekSpeak it's some of my friends who made it! :)
So yeah, make sure you check out my friends, especially for all of you who already know these guys ! It's Toks 3g, & Perry 2g!
So yeah, check it out guys! ;)

On for the next topic: I ran out of money on my cell phone, so what now? I can't contact nobody man.. So i was thinking; my cell-phone company is ripping me off !!
So i thought about switching to the one below?
Just wanted to know if any of you knew it already, and maybe could give me some feedback on how their service is like.
Thanks bitches ! :D

DAYUMMMM!!!

Check out this ass!

That is one superb body right there!

But keep in mind my fellow gentlemen, other ladies like this are not easy to find, but it could be! It's actually been quite popular over the few past years to find love online. I've tried it before, and it worked out quite nicely.. But we broke up, so what the hell, i blocked the bitch!
But that doesn't mean it's not effective!
If you don't know for sure what I'm talking about, try to click the link below
( the one that says London )

Yo!

Eyo bitches! My name is Lur, and i just became co-author of this awesome blog! I hope we have some good times writing in here and I hope you guys will enjoy reading this shit! :)

If not, u can just do this! :)

So guys, I'm thinking about buying the new macbook, but someone told me i should register for a free one? I don't know if that shit works, but what the hell, I gave it a try.
For any of you who might find interest in this, you can try it out here:

Finally free

So yeah, I got out of church now. But now all I'm thinking is: I need money, i need a motherf'king job man!
 It hit me like that, and I know I'm not the only person here who needs a job. Or atleast needs money !

I mean, just think about what you could do with a million bucks ! I think i'd buy my own island, then name it Good$ound or something like that. But really guys, i need cash !! It's not like im dead broke, like i can't afford food or anything like that, but it could just be so freaking sweet if i had MONEY !!!
I could something like a... Yeaaah...That would be SWEET !!!

Listen up !

Okay, so here's the deal.. I got music in school, and just for the fun of it, my mindless teacher thought to herself: ''How can I possibly piss off my students, in such a way that they'll hate me forever? Oh yeah, I'll make them go to church on a sunday.. AND LISTEN TO FUCKING CHURCH MUSIC FOR 6 HOURS!! Oh my god, im so pissed.. Actually, it's not that bad, cause i kinda snuck off... but really, wtf is she thinking?? Her opinion about this is that we as students should have the glorious opportunity of listening to choir music.. I mean really dude? Is that what you think? So you think that if we listen to choir music for 6 straight hours, we'll learn to enjoy music? probably not !

So yeah I was thinking: Why the hell am I forced to listen to such garbage? I mean, the choir started out with singing ''Amen'' for 20 minutes. No really, all they was to say ''amen'', like 500 times.
You know, i was thinking about posting this on fml, but really.. just TML instead.. Take My Life...

 If you wanna know how i feel about this, then watch this.
I feel like the dude in the ending of the clip.

Sound of Today

 Good$ound's 'must-hear' of the week

YOU MU$T HEAR THIS GOOD$OUND

Good$ound's must-hear

SoundsSuperb is a blogsite where we focus on music, but don't be surprised if you suddenly witness something epic like this.
Today's sound has been picked exclusivly by one of my friends LUR !
Good$ound
Many of you might already know this sound, but I felt like I had to share it with you anyways.
It's strongly recommended for all of you crazy party peepz who like to get really wasted.
LMFAO is at this time probably known for their unusual style in music but here at SoundsSuperbs
                                                                          WE DIG IT !!
   We just love those crazy afros, and love their extreme partying !

Are you into rap? Or even more important: are you into rappers getting dissed by other rappers?
in that case you should defienetly check this out ! Straigh fire !! Good$ound
This dude, hopsin, clearly states his hate to all rappers alive, which might be a kick in the nuts to someone, but for real, he's spitting amazingly !! And here at SoundsSuperbs we also sag our pants

Am I the only one going crazy about this awesome Good$ound ??
 I mean seriously, listen to this and tell me that tune aint dope as hell.
I've been playing that song for the past 5 days on repeat. I just can't get enough man !! I'm addicted !!


So I don't know about you guys, but back in Denmark we got a lot of snow falling !
so what could be better than todays Good$ound ???
This song is so fucking sweet, and just so perfect. It makes a chilly boring day turn into.. well, kinda the same, but it's a fucking sweet song anayways !!
Make sure you check it out ! ! ;)